Showing posts with label mahiwagang sibuyas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mahiwagang sibuyas. Show all posts

7/18/08

Ang Sibuyas at ang Ulong-Pambura.




Yes, it’s confirmed: The Eraserheads are reuniting after many years of being apart, not for good but only for one show slated for Aug. 30 at the CCP Open Grounds.

According to the STAR source, all the original members (photo) are performing — Ely Buendia, Buddy Zabala, Marcus Adoro and Raimund Marasigan.

This piece of good news should make the Eraserheads fans very happy.

Said to be the ‘greatest Pinoy band,’ the Eraserheads will sing all their hit songs, including Alapaap, Toyang and Ang Huling El Bimbo.

So much water, so to speak, has flowed under the bridge since the band broke up years ago.

Ely, who survived a heart attack two years ago, has formed two bands, Mongol (which didn’t last long) and Pupil (still playing).

‘It took one big company to bring the former band members together,’ said the source who is keeping the company’s identity ‘confidential’ for the time being.

Really now, don’t the Eraserheads fans wish that the band would stay together not just for a one-night-only concert but for good...for old time’s sake?— Ricky Lo


Hanaknampucha, dis is da most awaited, anticipated, constipated event in the history of pelepen myusek indastri.

Marame-rame narin akong nababasa tungkol nga dito sa "reunion concert" ng allegorical band na ito. and so far, mukha namang Legit ang mga chismax na ito.


bweno, na-eksayt lang akong tunay sapagkat malaki ang impluwensya nila sa aking musika noong ako'y
nagdadalangtae este nagdadalaga pa. Ang kanilang "poorman's grave" ang kauna-unahang natutunan kong gitarahin ng buo. buong buo. aysusme, my peboret eheads song op all taym.

Una kong narinig ang kanilang kantang "prutkeyk" nuong ako'y nasa.. kuwan.. oo, elementarya pa. lintek. o baket ikaw? wag mong sabihing kaleyds ka na nung sumikat ang bandang yan?! tadyakan kita ng bonggang bongga eh.

Baka nga dinadaan-daanan mo din si Ely noon sa UP eh bago sumikat ang banda nila. o kaya napapraning ka pa sa mahabang buhok ni Raimund noon.

Pero eto lang naman ang aking Rants:
(huwaaw Rants.. ingles yun ah. hahahaha natututo na ko mag ingles pakshyet ka!)
  • sa Agosto a-treinta na raw ito. Hindi kaya magback out pa tong si Ely?
  • Ayon sa mga nagkukumahog na balita, free daw ang concert na ito?! maderpakengkeps, paano ang seguridad sa naturang benyu?
  • at totoo bang ten milliones hapones byernes martes huwebes ang ibinayad per ehead-member?! mga adik shyet anlupet! (o 10mil na sa buong banda?)
  • Kung ganoon ka mahal ang bayad nila, magiging maganda kaya ang performance ng banda considering na may bad blood pa between the members?
  • Si Ely pag live, minsan maganda boses minsan hindi. Sana lang this time itodo niya.
  • kumusta naman kaya ang tensyon sa pagitan ni Ely at Raimund? at ang nakakalipad-hanging banggaan ng kanilang ego sa entablado?
  • At.. pwede bang magdala ng dslr sa mismong event?!
Tangena nakakabwiset ang eksaytment ko sa putragis na reyunyon konsert kuno ng ereyserheds na 'to. am so eksayted en ay jas kent hayd et!

And Paynali, Kahit pa kalat na ang news, marame pa ring pwedeng mangyare.


7/8/08

EPAL KUPAL PANDESAL BANAL KANAL (Last Part)



Kumusta na kaya yung estudyanteng nakipagsuntukan sa aming ser? Si Matthew.


Naalala mo pa ba siya?

Alam ko. Tinanong ko lang kung naalala mo, kasi.. wala, gusto ko lang itanong. baka kasi nalimot mo na.

At ikaw naman na pers taym mababasa 'to, malamang itatanong mo, sino naman kaya itong Matthew na tinutukoy ng epal na to.
Well, deepwell, wishing well, unwell, towel, bowel, ito ang last part sa trilogy (waaww, at talagang ginawang trilogy ang kwentong ito ) kung saan sangkot ang isang College Instructor at isang estudyanteng nagpambuno sa loob mismo ng silid aralan.

ito ang huling parte (bweno hindi ito papasang trilohiya sapagkat, ang karaniwang last part ng mga trilogy ay umiikot sa kwento na siyang pinag-ugatan ng lahat. gets? *kamot-ulo* medyo malabo ba? anak ng tokwa't kambing, panoorin mo na lang ang Lord op the Rings, The godfather, at ilan pang sikat na trilogy movies)

at sa mga naka-gets na, ok ok. mabuti.


ilalahad ko lamang dito ang pinakamainit na mga chismax este balita na nasagap ko tungkol sa gulong iyon.

Una, Nagwithdraw na po sa Unibersidad si Matthew. Opo, tama ang nabasa mo. Hindi withdraw na nag withdraw sa ATM machine malapit sa eskwelahan.

Siya po ay nagkusang bumitiw at nagpadala ng liham para sa kanyang withdrawal permit sa aming paaralan.
Mali, yung tatay pala niya ang pumunta sa paaralan para asikasuhin yun.
Kasi hindi po capable si Matthew.

Syempre, maguguluhan ka nanaman, anong "capable capable" nanaman ang pinagsasabi netong Sibuyas na to? adik ata to eh. Hindi po, hindi po ako adik.
Sobrang adik lang po.

Bweno, balik sa topic, ito pong si Matthew ay hindi dapat na inihahalo sa mga normal na people like you and like me lalung-lalo na sa antas at klase ng paaralan na dapat niyang kalugaran.


Why not poknat? why naman batman? baket armpet?!
For the very sole reason na hindi po natin siya katulad.
Siya po ay higit na espesyal kesa sa atin (patay, mukhang mali nanaman ang ginamit kong superlative) i-rephrase natin iyon.

Si Matthew po ay medyo kakaiba kesa sa normal na taong nakakasalamuha mo araw-araw.
Oo na, in short medyo may aninger-z ang batang iyon. Semi-normal. May semi-down syndrome, may semi-toyo, may semi-abnormality sa kanyang mental efficiency. Pero over-all, hindi naman siya ganun kalala. He talks to you whenever you talk to him, he answers back whenever you ask something. But he rarely mingles with other people. Probably the reason why we always question his odd behavior in our class.
Pero syempre, wala naman sa amin yun nung una, inisip na lang namin na malamang, that's his personality. baka introvert lamang ang taong iyon kaya hindi kikibo kung hindi mo pipilitin na magsalita. but, we were all wrong all the while pala.

Ang ipinagtataka ko lang, at the age of 20, apat na tertiary school na ang kanyang napasukan. (Yes, at para doon sa nagtanong sa akin sa ym noong nakaraang araw, dito ko na sasagutin ang tanong mo.. Oo, galing din siya ng UST. so malamang kilala mo nga siya.)

Sana lang maging man enough na ang tatay nitong batang to para tanggapin na niyang kailangan niyang ipatingin sa isang espesyalista ang kanyang anak.

At nga pala, Ser Hepe, mahiya naman po sana kayo sa ginawa niyo sa guro namin. Wala kayong respeto sa mga taong naglaan ng oras para mapabuti ang kalidad ng ating edukasyon dito sa Pilipinas. Tama ba namang, batuk-batukan mo ang isang sibilyan dahil lamang akala mo ay nadehado ang anak mo sakania sa isang suntukan.
Bakit hindi mo muna tanungin si Matthew kung ano talaga ang nangyari?
again,
ekskyus my french, Leche kang opisyal ka.


Akalain mo ba namang, pagkatapos nung suntukang naganap sa loob ng aming silid-aralan(EPAL KUPAL KANAL PART 2) eh pumunta syempre sa presinto sila ser, tapos itong colonel na ito, pumunta din doon, pinalabas lahat ng pulis sa presinto, buti na lang may dalawang naiwan sa loob kasama ni ser. tapos, pinagdududuro ang aming guro, our teacher was verbally abused by that colonel. pinagtatatampal sa noo, binatu-batukan at kung anu anong mura ang natanggap ng aming ser galing sa opisyal na iyon.

"para akong tuta noong mga oras na iyon. syempre wala akong magawa. I need extreme patience ng mga sandaling iyon. kailangan ko iyon para narin sa sarili kong kapakanan" ang naalala ko pang sabi ng aming guro habang inilalahad sa amin ang naganap sa loob ng presinto.


At neto lamang sabado, akalain mong nakikipag-ayos ang pamilya nitong si Matthew.
iuurong daw ang demanda kung makikipag ayos na lamang daw si ser sakanila. at si ser pa ang gusto nitong pamilyang ito na magbayad sa danyos. in short, maaayos na ang gusot na ito kapag nakipag ayos na si ser sakanila at magbayad ng lagay.
aba, masyado naman atang tinamaan ng lintek na magaling ang mag amang ito. Sila na nga ang nang agrabyado, sila pa ang dapat na bayaran.

waaaawww, walastik kornik!

At ito pa pala, muntik ko nang makalimutan, may binastos narin palang guro sa ibang pamantasan lately lamang itong Matthew na ito, ang malala pa, it was an instructress. Isang babaeng guro. The lady teacher was verbally attacked too by Matthew. Pano kapag nanakit pa itong Matthew na ito? makakapanlaban ba ang isang babae sakania? lalo na't anlaking damulag ng hinayupak.

(shyet mahaba nanaman ito, akala ko maikli lang.)

At iyon nga, Syempre hindi pumayag si ser.
Naghain ng complaint sa paaralan ang aming guro laban sa estudyanteng si Matthew. binigyan ng 48 hours ang bata para sagutin ang complaint laban sakania. pinag-eexplain siya sa harassment na inireklamo sakania ng aming guro. and that's it. from then, hindi na nga pumasok itong si Matthew. Nalaman na lang namin na nagwithdraw na siya from school.

At ito namang si ser, e-epal pa eh hahahaha. hindi na raw siya maghahain ng kaso laban sa bata. (nakakaawa nga naman sa kalagayan nung bata) pero itutuloy niya ang kaso laban sa colonel na tatay nito.

Ang tanging rason: Para hindi na ulit makapanakit at ulitin sa iba ang ginawa niya.


ito pa ang irony, Hepe ko pala ang tatay nitong si Matthew. ito ang hepe sa munisipalidad namin. leche.

Goodluck sayo hepe. Mag-usap kayo nung heneral na uncle nitong si ser.
(para namang mahilig magblog itong colonel na tinutukoi ko ano? feeling ko naman mababasa niya itong blog entry na to.)

Bweno, hanggang dito na lang.
O, kumusta yung Nyosbrik? Siguro ngayon, peboret song mo na ang umbrella ano?? ;)


Sib

~~Mahiwagang Sibuyas

7/4/08

NyosBrik!

(hedlayn bukas ngayon ang sulat)

Langya, narinig ko kanina pati 'Umbrella' may tagalog bersyon narin?!!
hahahahahaha tangena anlabo. nung una, ung 'Low' tinagalog, putek ansagwa.
Ngayon, Pati Umbrella ni Rihanna.
narinig mo na ba? o kumusta naman? nagustuhan mo ba?!
Marami kang makikita sa youtube na tagalog renditions niya pero namumukod tangi ung narinig ko sa Radyo kanina. Kaboses pa ni Rihanna. maderpakengbets.

"Di ka na mababasa ng ulan.. Di na.. Di na.. Di na.. yeah, yeah..
mababasa ng ulan.. Di na.. Di na.. Di na.. Yeah yeah..."

hahahahahahahaha! ;)

Ayun.. wala naalala ko lang.

(o teka pahabol ulat pa pala, eh yung umbrella version ng Linkin Park? narinig mo narin ba? hahahahaha! nakakapraning na ba? andami nang lintek na bersyon ang kantang yan. Mabuhay ka Rihanna!)

Nag-uulat,
Mahiwagang Sibuyas

6/29/08

EPAL KUPAL PANDESAL BANAL KANAL (part one)

Huwebes. ikadalawampu't anim ng Hunyo, taong kasalukuyan.
isang buwan mula noong araw na yun bago ang aking kaarawan.

Katanghaliang tapat.
Kasalukuyang nagtatalakay ang aming instraktor tungkol kay Georg Hegel at Mao ZeDong.

Malaki syang tao.
Mapagkakamalan mo talaga cyang NPA pag nagkataon.
Balbasan din pero cleancut. yun nga lang medyo konyo tong si ser. Naka-breyses yan.
Tapos ang kanyang ingles eh may american aksent.

Nun nga daw nasa Baguio pa cya, muntik na cyang dinakip dahil akala daw tlga NPA cya.
Humagalpak talaga ako ng tawa sa klase nung marinig ko yun. Eh sa Radikal ba nmn niang pag iisip, kasama na ang kanyang notoryus na itsura- talagang mapagkakamalan cyang New People's Army.
-teka, nde si Georg Hegel to. nde rin si Mao ZeDong. ung instraktor nmen ang tinutukoi ko.

Bweno, yun nga. may maikling pagsusulit kami nung araw na yun.

*ang unang rule: wrong spelling wrong (tangena, tama nga naman.)

*pangalawang rule: kelangan may isa ka pang malinis na piraso ng papel pantakip sa iyong test peyper, dahil kung wala, lagot ka.

*pangatlong rule: wag nang pangaraping lumingon at maghanap ng sagot sa katabing kaklase. dahil, malilintikan ka.

Unang tanong: "what's the complete name of the country where you're a citizen of."

Putang ina. Complete. Nagdalawang isip ako. (Ang epal talaga ni ser.)

1.) Philippines
(owpakshyet, kumpleto daw eh.. eh di may republic un.)
so eto ang sagot ko sa number one,

1.) Philippines (Republic of the Philippines)

-Tuwang tuwa naman ako, feeling ismarte dahil dala-dalawa ang sagot!


Tapos nung checking op peypers na,
Amputek nde tinanggap ung sagot ko.
Playing seyp daw. Masyado na raw ako maswerte kc dalawa ang sagot. eh mali ung 'philippines'. dapat republic of the Philippines.

tangena, nasayang one point ko dun. hahahaha! boplaks.



Sib
~~estudyanteng Sibuyas
(itutuloy....
ang kwento ng suntukan. hahaha)

6/23/08

WALA AKONG MAKITANG ARTISTA SA SIMBAHAN






O,tama na muna ang pagpapakyut. Alam ko matagal na kong pakyut kaya itigil muna naten, nakaka-aning na eh.
Kelangan kong mangumpisal.
Kelangan kong pumunta sa tsarts(simbahan) para tumingin ng good-looking nilalangs- este para magdasal ng mataimtim sa Siyang Lumikha.

At kanina nga, pumunta ako sa simbahan ng Manaoag upang, syempre bumisita. Natuwa naman ako sapagkat, hindi pa rin nagmamaliw ang dami ng taong gumagawi, nagdarasal, nagpapasalamat at bumibisita sa Birheng Maria.
Pag Linggo, asahan mo nang siksikan ang mga tao rito.

Pag sinabi kong siksikan, mas grabe pa sa pista ng poong nazareno ang kapal ng taong dumarayo dito. (syempre, medyo eksajereyted na ako ng konti.)
Sabi nila sikat daw ito. pinupuntahan ng mga artista. Bumibiyahe ng mahigit 6 na oras para lamang makabisita,makadasal at makaluhod sa pinagluluhurang kahoy na may foam sa likod ng mga upuan. May mga simbahan naman sila sa Maynila? Sangkatutak. Ewan ko ba kung bakit kelangan pa nilang magpakahayo at mgpakapagod para lang dito magdasal at magpasalamat.

Naiintindihan ko naman ang sentimyento nila.
At wala nga naman akong paki kahit pa sa Tawi-Tawi sila magsimba, tapos balikan lang. Wala akong magagawa kung iyon ang trip nila.
Kaso, kahit naman saang Simbahan ka magtungo ay pakikinggan at pakikinggan pa rin ng Maykapal ang iyong mga hinaing at dasal.

Walang duda yun.

Bweno ang talagang ipinagsisintir ko dito eh kung bakit sa dinami-dami ng artistang napapabalitang pumupunta palagi sa simbahan ng Manaoag, eh bakit iisa pa lang ang nakita ko!

baaaaaaakeeeet?!

gusto mong malaman kung sino yun?

di nga?

baket kelangan mo pang malaman? uuuy, kyurius siya.

O, teka muna. Balik tayo dun sa kwento ko. Pag pers taym mong pumunta dun, Parking speys agad ang hanapin mo ha.

Ganito, kung may sasakyan ka, pipili ka ng pagpaparadahan mo. kung medyo sinuwerte swerte ka, makakakuha ka ng espasyo sa NAPAKALUWANG na parking speys sa likod ng simbahan.(ayan nasa piktyur, silipin mo.) at pag sinabi kong napakaluwang- sigurado akong maluwang talaga. At kung anong ikinaluwang ng parking speys, ay siya ring kapuno nito PALAGI. mahirap makakuha ng espasyo lalo na kung papatay-patay kang dumating doon at magsimba.

Ngayon dahil wala ka nang pwedeng pagparkingan, dahil nga okupado na lahat, dun ka sa harap ng simbahan. kung saan, lahat ng pwede mong pagparkingan ay, may bayad. mwahahahaha! buti nga sayo.

minsan beinte, minsan kwarenta ang bayad. Pwedeng mas mahal pa, depende kung gaano kabalasubas ang taong magbabantay sa sasakyan mo.


Ngayon syempre nakapagparking ka na, ay teka- paano yung mga walang sasakyan? pwes, ganun din, sabihin mo dun sa sinakyan mong jip o traysikel na, "manong sa simbahan tayo" at otomatik yan. bibo ang mga traysikel draybers dun. alam nila agad yun.

Pagpasok mo naman, ganun pa rin ang atmosphere.
Tipikal na hindi nagpapansinan ang mga tao. walang ngitian sa isa't isa. ni sulyap wala. Dadaan-daanan ka lang. Mga estranghero ang drama. Kadalasan pa nga ang makikita mo lang na nagtititigan rito eh yung mga tinedyer na lalake at babae. Pakyut sa isa't isa. Yung mga nakatatanda naman, deadma eber.

Saka lang makakaalalang hindi lang sila ang may kailangan sa Maykapal kaya sila naroroon ay kung "peace be with you" sign na.

ayan, lilingon sa katabi, sa harap, sa likod.. Ngingiti.. pabulong na sasabihin "pis bi wid yu" tapos balik ule ang tingin sa katabi at sa harapan.

Napakasaya naman.

Sa susunod sana pag magsisimba ka, ikaw na ang mag umpisang ngumiti sa iyong katabi.

Sa lahat ng makakasalubong mo sa loob ng Simbahan niyo, ngitian mo. Ngiti lang ng ngiti. Walang mawawala sayo. ipauso mo sa Simbahan yun ha? para naman, maging ehemplo ka at pamarisan ng lahat ng Katoliko. (lagi kong ginagawa yun kaso wa-epek. baka kung ikaw ang gumawa eh epektib diba.)

Pareho naman kayo ng pinaniniwalaan, pinagkakatiwalaan at pinapahalagahang relihiyon.
Oo alam kong pumunta ka dun para sa Maykapal at hindi para sa mga kapwa mo na andun din. Ngunit sana naman, bigyan mo din ng importansya ang pagsisikap ng Maykapal na pagtipon-tipunin tayong mga anak niya sa kanyang tahanan. Tuwing Linggo ka na nga lang pumupunta sa tahanan Niya hindi ba? minsan pa nga minsan isang buwan lang eh. Kaya, sana naman bigyang halaga ang mga nilikha at Siyang Lumikha.
Oi, wag ka lang mgpaka-uber sa pagngiti ngiti dun ha. baka mapagkamalan kang eng-eng nyan sige ka.


*huminga ng malalim*
ayun, aktwali gusto ko lang talagng ipakita yung piktyurs ng Manaoag shrine na kinuhanan ko. remembrance ba. (nyahahahahaha. ay.. sorry sa pagtawa. Hindi ko sadya.) Sana maisip mo itong napakababaw na sentimyento ko pag dadalaw kang muli sa simbahan sa darating na Linggo.



Sib
~~Mahabaging Sibuyas

6/20/08

iKAW NA MAHILIG SA SIBUYAS

iKaw Na MahiLig sA SibuYas


Naupo ako.

Nagmuni-muni.

At napatingin sa hinlalaki ng aking paa.

Ako'y muling napatingala, madilim ang kalangitan.

"Uulan kaya?"

Ako'y napabuntong-hininga.


(wag ka munang mag-emote dian. ako muna. narinig ko kasi ung pagbuntong-hininga mo rin. wag ka munang makisabay uy.)

tsk.. nawala tuloy yung momentum ko. teka. [kamot-ulo] wala na. (hala? nagmaasim yung Sibuyas?)


Some op my peyboreyt koyts:
(wala lang, bigla lang sumagi sa isip ko tong mga to. sabi ko sayo nawala momentum ko kanina dun sa ginagawa kong.. tula ba yun? oo, yung nasa taas, ung katabi nung parang paktori sa sea syor. kaw kasi eh.)
(hala nanisi?)



*Every dream has a price. -Wall Street (Michael Douglas)

-And every price is worth dreaming of. -Mahiwagang Sibuyas

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*tomorrow is just another day. -Scarlett O' Hara (Gone With the Wind)

-And the other day was yesterday? -Mahiwagang Sibuyas


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*Did your parents just make me up so you'd be a good boy? -the Devil (Bedazzled)

-Did I just sprang from your imagination? your inner-depth? Am I just an entity of your blog-wandering? Do I really exist? -Mahiwagang Sibuyas



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*Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. -Mahatma Gandhi

-So, it's not right to caught someone and put him behind bars just because he made a humane mistake? Let him be free for it is our freedom to make mistakes. cooooooool.woooohooo!! -Mahiwagang Sibuyas



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*I had a very strong work ethic. The problem was my ethics in work. -Seth Davis (Boiler Room)

-My only problem was arithmetic. That's it. -Mahiwagang Sibuyas.



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*Ten years from now I plan to be sitting here, looking out over my land. I hope I'll be writing books, but if not, I'll be on my pond fishing with my kids. I feel like the luckiest guy I know. -John Grisham

-I know John, you're the luckiest million-dollar fucker I've ever known. Thanks to the Pelican Brief. -Mahiwagang Sibuyas



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*It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor. -Neil Gaiman

-True. -Mahiwagang Sibuyas



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*The world must be all fucked up when men travel first class and literature goes as freight. - Gabriel Garcia Marquez, (One Hundred Years of Solitude)

-It has happened. That's why the world is all fucked up. -Mahiwagang Sibuyas



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*But till we do we had best stop talking about "our heritage of greatness" for the national heritage is-- let’s face it-- a heritage of smallness. -Nick Joaquin (A heritage of smallness)

-Hit me Nick one more time! -Mahiwagang Sibuyas



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*Jack... Jack... Jaaaaaaack.. -Rose (Titanic)

-Cole.. Cole.. Coooooole. -Mahiwagang Sibuyas



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[Ansaket na ng likod ko. sa susunod na lang marahil yung iba.. kung meron pa.
syet, may alaxan ka ba dian?]

Salamat nga pala at nakarating ka hanggang dito.



hanggang sa muli,

Sib
~~Nagmamaasim na Sibuyas

LALAKE DAW BA AKO O BABAE?

May nagtanong saken kung ako daw ba ay lalake o babae?
Sib: Lalake o babae? ako? nde pa ba obvious?!
Nagtanong: kaya nga tinatanong eh!
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Angelica jones: i love my bodies. from head to toes. even my hairs. you see, i think its so shiny above the rest.
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kolehiyalang npadaan sa harapan ko at walang nagawa kung hindi sagutin ang tanong ko:
Sib: Miss, sa tingin mo ba masasabi mong ganap kang babae?
kolehiyala:(nakakunot-noo sabay turo sa sarili)
Sib:(sa isip lamang..) susginoo, nahihirapan atang magkumpuni ng mga isasagot sa tinanong ko.
kolehiyala: i dont talk to strangers! (sabay sibat)
Sib: lintek.
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isang college boy na may sukbit na messenger bag at naka all-black:
Sib:(emo-fag to..hmm) pare, favorite color mo ang black ano?
emo college boy:(hesitant.. mukhang iiyak pa.. nakayuko lang)
Sib: pare, hindi ako nangangain(natawa pa ako), ok lang kung ayaw mong sagutin. pasensha ka na. napansin ko lng kc kulay itim ang tshirt mo, pati ata pantalon eh.
emo college boy: black.
Sib: Yeah black. obviously favorite color mo yan.
emo college boy: listen, black is never supposed to be a color. that's the mistake of everybody. black has never been a color and never will. you wanna know why? Because black is the result of any color forbearance.(sabay sibat)
Sib:(natameme saglit) lintek na bata to... FAG!!!!
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elementary student na nag aaral sa isang private school:
Sib: kid, sino inaantay mo dian?
elementary student:(snob)
Sib: psst Kid, anong oras na ah, wala pa ba sundo mo?
elementary student: (umiling)
Sib: mukhang ikaw nalang ata ang nag iisa dito sa labas ng gate ng school nio? wala ka bang cellphone dian? tawagan mo o kaya itext mo nanay o tatay mo.
elementary student: ok lang po ako.
Sib: halika na, san ka ba umuuwi ihahatid nalang kita sa may sakayan. mukhang wala yung sundo mo eh.
elementary student: ang sabi ko po, ok lang po ako. ako po ang may susunduin dian sa loob. hindi po ako ang susunduin. (sabay lingon sa likod) Bunsoy! antagal mo naman, tara na maglalaro pa tayo ng PS2 eh! lika na.
kapatid nung elementary student: Ate, antagal kc ni tutor eh. kanina ka pa dian? tara na.
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first day of class, introduce yourselves:
student: hello good morning fellow blockmates and to you maam. i am Maria Barbara Flordeluna. you can call me Barbie, because that is what my mom told me. I graduated from the beautiful city of this place. and I am turning 20 the next coming year. that's all maam thank you po. (sabay upo)
Sib:(katabi ko si barbie noon, bumulong ako) talaga 20 ka na next year? eh di five years from now 25 ka na?!
student: duh?!
(she's a classmate of mine before, by the way i changed her real name here but her real nick name is "Barbie" at, nga pala bago ko makalimutan, she's studying Law as of the moment.) hantaray ng lola mo! abogada, kaloka. ; ) hahahaha! ay.
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-ilan sa mga nakatuwaang gawin at kausapin.
hindi naman alintana na ako ang nasupalpal sa lahat ng mga nilalang na nakausap ko ano? mga lintek.
-pasensya na sibuyas lang.
hahahahahahahaha x)


Sib
~~Mausisang Sibuyas

6/19/08

May kinalaman ka ba kay Sibuyas?!

updated: August 2008

Babala: ito'y may kahabaan. Kaya kailangan ng malupit na pasensya upang hanggang sa kadulu-duluhang parte ay matapos mo ito. Kung wala kang balak na kilalanin ako, wag mo nang ituloi na ito'y pag aksayahan pa ng panahong basahin dahil mapruprustreyt ka lang.


Epilogs-betlogs: Mula sa marubdob na pagmumuni-muni at mataimtim na pagkumpuni sa kakarag-karag na bolkswagen ng aking prendly neyborhood tanggero na si Mang Itoys, inaliw ko ang aking sarili sa pagsagot-sagot sa mga online personality / IQ / EQ / Anger management tests.. at kung anu ano pang testests dian. ilan sa mga sinagutan ko ay ibinalandra ko sa ibaba, nananalig na sa ganiang paraan ay maanalisa ko ang isang bahagi ng aking sarili, paniwalaan ang mga iyan at ipamudmod sa sangkatauhan.
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Left-brained

Most left-brained people like you feel at ease in situations requiring verbal ability, attention to detail, and linear, analytical ability. Whether you know it or not, you are a much stronger written communicator than many, able to get your ideas across better than others.

It's also likely that you are methodical and efficient at many things that you do. You could also be good at math, particularly algebra, which is based on very strict rules that make sense to your logical mind.

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-hmm.. left-brained?! good in Math? Algebraaa? No Comment. Tangena, Lololololololololololol.

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Sibuyas, your dominant thinking style is modifying.
Man Thinking
Super logical and rational, you consider every fact available to you. You don't make rash decisions and are rarely moved by emotion. You prefer what's known and proven - to the new and untested. You tend to ground those around you and add stability.

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sibuyas, you are indeed a cool cucumber
Cool Man
You don't like being taken for granted, you stand up for yourself and you don't look at every difficult situation as life-threatening. You are able to focus on the matter at hand and resolve conflicts in a quiet and comfortable way. You stand up for your rights but are also willing to respect other's. On analysing the situation, you may choose to keep quiet since but that’s out of choice and your clear-thinking approach.

You are comfortable with yourself and while you definitely have your angry moments, you are usually able to focus on the situation and find a way out. Every family needs a calm cookie like you!


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sibuyas, you seem to be partial to life in a small town.
Small Town Life
You like feeling a sense of belonging in your community and knowing and being known by the people around you. Open spaces mean a lot to you. So does feeling established in one place.

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Sibuyas is a Dreamy Idealist (ipersonic.com/test)
My personality type: the dreamy idealist
Dreamy Idealists are very cautious and therefore often appear shy and reserved to others. They share their rich emotional life and their passionate convictions with very few people. But one would be very much mistaken to judge them to be cool and reserved. They have a pronounced inner system of values and clear, honourable principles for which they are willing to sacrifice a great deal. Joan of Arc or Sir Galahad would have been good examples of this personality type. Dreamy Idealists are always at great pains to improve the world. They can be very considerate towards others and do a lot to support them and stand up for them. They are interested in their fellow beings, attentive and generous towards them. Once their enthusiasm for an issue or person is aroused, they can become tireless fighters.Dreamy Idealist

For Dreamy Idealists, practical things are not really so important. They only busy themselves with mundane everyday demands when absolutely necessary. They tend to live according to the motto “the genius controls the chaos” - which is normally the case so that they often have a very successful academic career. They are less interested in details; they prefer to look at something as a whole. This means that they still have a good overview even when things start to become hectic. However, as a result, it can occasionally happen that Dreamy Idealists overlook something important. As they are very peace-loving, they tend not to openly show their dissatisfaction or annoyance but to bottle it up. Assertiveness is not one of their strong points; they hate conflicts and competition. Dreamy Idealists prefer to motivate others with their amicable and enthusiastic nature. Whoever has them as superior will never have to complain about not being given enough praise.

As at work, Dreamy Idealists are helpful and loyal friends and partners, persons of integrity. Obligations are absolutely sacred to them. The feelings of others are important to them and they love making other people happy. They are satisfied with just a small circle of friends; their need for social contact is not very marked as they also need a lot of time to themselves. Superfluous small talk is not their thing. If one wishes to be friends with them or have a relationship with them, one would have to share their world of thought and be willing to participate in profound discussions. If you manage that you will be rewarded with an exceptionally intensive, rich partnership. Due to their high demands on themselves and others, this personality type tends however to sometimes overload the relationship with romantic and idealistic ideas to such an extent that the partner feels overtaxed or inferior. Dreamy Idealists do not fall in love head over heels but when they do fall in love they want this to be a great, eternal love.

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Adjectives which describe your type

introverted, theoretical, emotional, spontaneous, idealistic, dreamy, effusive, pleasant, reserved, friendly, passionate, loyal, perfectionist, helpful, creative, composed, curious, obstinate, with integrity, willing to make sacrifices, romantic, cautious, shy, peace-loving, vulnerable, sensitive, communicative, imaginative

These subjects could interest you:

Literature, philosophy, psychology, music, art (museums), writing, drawing/painting, astrology, spiritual things, meditation, handicrafts, writing, voluntary work

-humigit-kumulang tama ang resultang nakuha ko sa ipersonic website cheneler eklavushki na yan. At parraaaaang gusto ko siyang paniwalaan. lololololololololol.
At oo, malamang nga paniniwalaan ko iyan. Dahil swak ang nakuha kong resulta. swak sa aking panlasa at pang-inom. Akong-ako nga.

eh ikaw ano ka daw?



aba magte-take din ng test yan. lolololololololololol.


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Where the hell in Earth did this Mahiwagang Sibuyas came from?!

-Got it's name from a higschool play. Ang tema noon ay mga sahog. Alam mo naman ang utak ng mga nasa sekondarya, malilikot at malilikot lang talaga.
Ang karakter ko noon ay isang Sibuyas, nilagyan ng ajektib na mahiwaga sapagkat ang tanging role lang niya sa play na iyon ang ang paiyakin ang bida sa tuwing nasa kusina ito.
At ito lang ang tanging tumatak sa aking isipan ng mga panahong magdesisyon akong gumawa ng aking blog. Eh bakit nga Sibuyas?!
Punyeta, ilang beses nang itinatanong sa aking ang tanong na iyan.
At ang kadalasan ko lang isinasagot ay, "Kasi hindi ako mahilig sa Bawang. mahilig ako sa Allium Cepa"
anong connect?! hindi ko din mawari.

Lolololololololololololololololol

Edad: twenty-cheneler chuvachenez

Taon ng kapanganakan: nineteen-kopongkopers

Lokasyon: sa pusod mo

Kulay ng buhok: Dark brown

Kulay ng mata: Berde

Kulay ng balat: Onionskinned

Hayt: sa sentimetro ba?!

weyt: sa gramo ba?!

Interests: Anything that is quite interesting. interesting diba?

Likes: I like you, You like me, lets go out and kill Barney.

Dislikes: Anything i Loathe in particular. Loathing diba?

Hobbies: Hobby? I want to be a Hobbytual-hobbyist. :D
on top of that, i have always loved Photography and Photoshop. Nikon and Nikkor Lens.

Music: profile.

Strengths: Math- Algebra; Trigonometry; analytical Geometry; Statistics; Logistics; Number theory; computational science(quantum computing); applied probability; asymptotic methods; newtonian physics; differential equations; tangena many to mention. lololololololololololololololol

Weaknesses: English. Applied English. Pure English. Computational English. Lolololololololololololololololol

Motto: Motto Motto Anu neh?

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M. Sibuyas is a person who has got her nonrecurring supernatural powers from Canaanite Bronze Age settlements and used as a food source for Millenia.
Depending on a circumstantial variety, Sibuyas can be sharp, spicy, tangy and pungent or mild and sweet.
At dahil mas malalaki ang cells niya madalas siyang gamitin sa Science Education to demonstrate Microscope Usage.
Kayang kaya siyang analisahin kahit sa pinakamababang magnification.


Nga pala, kung may osteoporosis ka, eh lumamutak ka ng sangkatutak na Sibuyas. Mabisa yun.
Sinisira niya ang Osteoclasts na siyang pangunahing dahilan sa tuluyang panghihina ng iyong butots. in ingles, Bones. lololololololol.
Kung babae ka. :)


Sibuyas is a not-so-goodlookin muthapecker who happens to live by the seashore selling seashells near the shoreline.
A not-so-smart-aleck who tends to drift away with the continental drift theory.
and a not-so-happy, self proclaimed anti-emo'dium shallot.

She studied in a Chinese Cultural Institution(La Un Loon Wun Wah Su Yen) from her elementary years up till her secondary aye.
Though, she wished studying in either Monsay or Pisay.
Yes, she has been deprived from a traditional Filipino Learning Excellence brought about by perfidious yet adequately unsurpassed public schools.
She has been beaten up by the Chinese teaching Dynasty in the North. Learned Fookien and Mandarin since god-knows-when. Per se, the only Chinese phrase she occasionally use and is applied in a day-to-day basis are "Chi bay Bin" and "Bo lan Chao".
From which, you may not wanna purport.

She often wonders why she has got a lot of awards, recognitions, gratifications, commendations, acknowledgments from the first ten autumns of her life up till Michael Phelps got his world records in his medley swimming excellence. The awards ranged from academics to extra-curricular and other nature-personified rational opportunities.

In her tertiary education, she started to become a total failure.
Ended up shifting from one course to another. Wasted 3 consecutive semesters and scholarships.
The conservative cum traditional Chinese-Spanish tracing ascendants became belligerent towards her.
Sibuyas became the worst truant ever made by fertility since then.
Claiming to prove something to her biological clan,
she started travailing in huge call center firms.
Backing reprehensible-baseborn kanos in their doomed internet connectivity.
She worked at the biggest telecommunications company in the United States. Which, she never had an eventuality of petiksing in the slightest times of avail.
Muthapack.
After a year of technical support dominance she opted to switch in telemarketing, which she thought is a lesser pain-in-the-cerebral cortex trade.
Muthapackpack. She was so pathetically wrong.

From reading scripted pitches and showing unmerciful aggressiveness towards telemarketing, she once again dominated the unscrupulous world of bullshitting helpless kanos.
She undoubtedly portrayed the idealistic top gun telefuckinkerter.
Selling an average of 40 auto insurance bullshits to Americans via recycled leads in a stretch of seven hours per day. From at most, 80% of which are retorted by the ever patient answering machines.
Hitting all their credit card information from the most essential 3-digit security code until all they have to do is say 'yes' in all you are going to say.
Alright, She did enjoy. She was enjoying what she's been doing.
But as to what Seth Davis has said,
"I had a very strong work ethic. The problem was my ethics in work."
Same here Seth. Same here.

And so when she was about to waive her duty, the company started bleeding.
Caught up in the Romulo Neri - Ched controversy, the firm succumbed in havoc.
It ceased it's operation.

And so so, Sibuyas went back to her world of North Oz. Where she worked as a Call Center trainer under the project of an incantational 3rd district representative (no need to mention the politician's name)
In one of her training classes, she experienced handling a crowd of 86 aspiring agents in one seating.
Ages 15 summers young to 50 winters old.
Even handled students from UST and UP.
Oh boy. Tough road. :)

And so so so, (mabilisan na lang ito ha? tinatamad na akong magsulat. alam ko tinatamad ka naring magbasa. malamang nilaktawan mo narin ung ibang parte nitong entry. tapos bigla ka nalang napadpad agad dito sa last part. langya ka, antamad mo, bumalik ka at basahin mong muli ito.)

And so, ayun nga. She decided to go back in school.
Fixing her dilapidated(hala?feeling museum ang OTR?!) credentials.
Her course intercourse? Nah. Let's just say, she belonged in the Arts and Sciences department.
Her current university? Nah. Pamantasan ng chuva eklavu chenelers chukchakpeyucheners!

This is the only page intended for her self-gratification. Where she can brag, exploit, annihilate, recompense and avow her entity in a bang-up manner. And where no one, not even Joe Satriani may question any parcel of her casual creed.

~ inorasan mo ba ang pagbabasa nito? ilang minuto ang nailaan mo dito?
lolololololololololololol.

If you happen to find this piece of trifle, I am so so so honored to welcome and congratulate you.
You are one hell of a smart maderpacker.
Try to ask yourself why I said this so.

Malamang, paborito mo rin si Umberto Eco. o kung hindi man, malamang isesearch mo sa google kung sino yang putang inang yan. :)

Ang galing mong magbasa. patience is a virtue. therefore, what is a virtue?
Is it patience?!

lolololololololololololololol.

Salamat. Agyaman Ak.