May kinalaman ka ba kay Sibuyas?!

updated: August 2008

Babala: ito'y may kahabaan. Kaya kailangan ng malupit na pasensya upang hanggang sa kadulu-duluhang parte ay matapos mo ito. Kung wala kang balak na kilalanin ako, wag mo nang ituloi na ito'y pag aksayahan pa ng panahong basahin dahil mapruprustreyt ka lang.

Epilogs-betlogs: Mula sa marubdob na pagmumuni-muni at mataimtim na pagkumpuni sa kakarag-karag na bolkswagen ng aking prendly neyborhood tanggero na si Mang Itoys, inaliw ko ang aking sarili sa pagsagot-sagot sa mga online personality / IQ / EQ / Anger management tests.. at kung anu ano pang testests dian. ilan sa mga sinagutan ko ay ibinalandra ko sa ibaba, nananalig na sa ganiang paraan ay maanalisa ko ang isang bahagi ng aking sarili, paniwalaan ang mga iyan at ipamudmod sa sangkatauhan.

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Left-brained

Most left-brained people like you feel at ease in situations requiring verbal ability, attention to detail, and linear, analytical ability. Whether you know it or not, you are a much stronger written communicator than many, able to get your ideas across better than others.

It's also likely that you are methodical and efficient at many things that you do. You could also be good at math, particularly algebra, which is based on very strict rules that make sense to your logical mind.

By: Tickle.com
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-hmm.. left-brained?! good in Math? Algebraaa? No Comment. Tangena, Lololololololololololol.

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The Way You Think
Sibuyas, your dominant thinking style is modifying. Super logical and rational, you consider every fact available to you. You don't make rash decisions and are rarely moved by emotion. You prefer what's known and proven - to the new and untested. You tend to ground those around you and add stability.
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How Well Do You Manage Anger?
sibuyas, you are indeed a cool cucumber You don't like being taken for granted, you stand up for yourself and you don't look at every difficult situation as life-threatening. You are able to focus on the matter at hand and resolve conflicts in a quiet and comfortable way. You stand up for your rights but are also willing to respect other's. On analysing the situation, you may choose to keep quiet since but that’s out of choice and your clear-thinking approach. You are comfortable with yourself and while you definitely have your angry moments, you are usually able to focus on the situation and find a way out. Every family needs a calm cookie like you!
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Where in the World Will I Live?
sibuyas, you seem to be partial to life in a small town. You like feeling a sense of belonging in your community and knowing and being known by the people around you. Open spaces mean a lot to you. So does feeling established in one place.
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Sibuyas is a Dreamy Idealist (ipersonic.com/test)

Dreamy Idealists are very cautious and therefore often appear shy and reserved to others. They share their rich emotional life and their passionate convictions with very few people. But one would be very much mistaken to judge them to be cool and reserved. They have a pronounced inner system of values and clear, honourable principles for which they are willing to sacrifice a great deal. Joan of Arc or Sir Galahad would have been good examples of this personality type. Dreamy Idealists are always at great pains to improve the world. They can be very considerate towards others and do a lot to support them and stand up for them. They are interested in their fellow beings, attentive and generous towards them. Once their enthusiasm for an issue or person is aroused, they can become tireless fighters.

For Dreamy Idealists, practical things are not really so important. They only busy themselves with mundane everyday demands when absolutely necessary. They tend to live according to the motto “the genius controls the chaos” - which is normally the case so that they often have a very successful academic career. They are less interested in details; they prefer to look at something as a whole. This means that they still have a good overview even when things start to become hectic. However, as a result, it can occasionally happen that Dreamy Idealists overlook something important. As they are very peace-loving, they tend not to openly show their dissatisfaction or annoyance but to bottle it up. Assertiveness is not one of their strong points; they hate conflicts and competition. Dreamy Idealists prefer to motivate others with their amicable and enthusiastic nature. Whoever has them as superior will never have to complain about not being given enough praise.

As at work, Dreamy Idealists are helpful and loyal friends and partners, persons of integrity. Obligations are absolutely sacred to them. The feelings of others are important to them and they love making other people happy. They are satisfied with just a small circle of friends; their need for social contact is not very marked as they also need a lot of time to themselves. Superfluous small talk is not their thing. If one wishes to be friends with them or have a relationship with them, one would have to share their world of thought and be willing to participate in profound discussions. If you manage that you will be rewarded with an exceptionally intensive, rich partnership. Due to their high demands on themselves and others, this personality type tends however to sometimes overload the relationship with romantic and idealistic ideas to such an extent that the partner feels overtaxed or inferior. Dreamy Idealists do not fall in love head over heels but when they do fall in love they want this to be a great, eternal love.

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Adjectives which describe your type

introverted, theoretical, emotional, spontaneous, idealistic, dreamy, effusive, pleasant, reserved, friendly, passionate, loyal, perfectionist, helpful, creative, composed, curious, obstinate, with integrity, willing to make sacrifices, romantic, cautious, shy, peace-loving, vulnerable, sensitive, communicative, imaginative

These subjects could interest you:

Literature, philosophy, psychology, music, art (museums), writing, drawing/painting, astrology, spiritual things, meditation, handicrafts, writing, voluntary work

-humigit-kumulang tama ang resultang nakuha ko sa ipersonic website cheneler eklavushki na yan. At parraaaaang gusto ko siyang paniwalaan. lololololololololol.
At oo, malamang nga paniniwalaan ko iyan. Dahil swak ang nakuha kong resulta. swak sa aking panlasa at pang-inom. Akong-ako nga.

eh ikaw ano ka daw?



aba magte-take din ng test yan. lolololololololololol.

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Where the hell in Earth did this Mahiwagang Sibuyas came from?!

-Got it's name from a higschool play. Ang tema noon ay mga sahog. Alam mo naman ang utak ng mga nasa sekondarya, malilikot at malilikot lang talaga.
Ang karakter ko noon ay isang Sibuyas, nilagyan ng ajektib na mahiwaga sapagkat ang tanging role lang niya sa play na iyon ang ang paiyakin ang bida sa tuwing nasa kusina ito.
At ito lang ang tanging tumatak sa aking isipan ng mga panahong magdesisyon akong gumawa ng aking blog. Eh bakit nga Sibuyas?!
Punyeta, ilang beses nang itinatanong sa aking ang tanong na iyan.
At ang kadalasan ko lang isinasagot ay, "Kasi hindi ako mahilig sa Bawang. mahilig ako sa Allium Cepa"
anong connect?! hindi ko din mawari.

Lolololololololololololololololol

Edad: twenty-cheneler chuvachenez

Taon ng kapanganakan: nineteen-kopongkopers

Lokasyon: sa pusod mo

Kulay ng buhok: Dark brown

Kulay ng mata: Berde

Kulay ng balat: Onionskinned

Hayt: sa sentimetro ba?!

weyt: sa gramo ba?!

Interests: Anything that is quite interesting. interesting diba?

Likes: I like you, You like me, lets go out and kill Barney.

Dislikes: Anything i Loathe in particular. Loathing diba?

Hobbies: Hobby? I want to be a Hobbytual-hobbyist. :D
on top of that, i have always loved Photography and Photoshop. Nikon and Nikkor Lens.

Music: profile.

Strengths: Math- Algebra; Trigonometry; analytical Geometry; Statistics; Logistics; Number theory; computational science(quantum computing); applied probability; asymptotic methods; newtonian physics; differential equations; tangena many to mention. lololololololololololololololol

Weaknesses: English. Applied English. Pure English. Computational English. Lolololololololololololololololol

Motto: Motto Motto Anu neh?

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M. Sibuyas is a person who has got her nonrecurring supernatural powers from Canaanite Bronze Age settlements and used as a food source for Millenia.
Depending on a circumstantial variety, Sibuyas can be sharp, spicy, tangy and pungent or mild and sweet.
At dahil mas malalaki ang cells niya madalas siyang gamitin sa Science Education to demonstrate Microscope Usage.
Kayang kaya siyang analisahin kahit sa pinakamababang magnification.

Nga pala, kung may osteoporosis ka, eh lumamutak ka ng sangkatutak na Sibuyas. Mabisa yun.
Sinisira niya ang Osteoclasts na siyang pangunahing dahilan sa tuluyang panghihina ng iyong butots. in ingles, Bones. lololololololol.
Kung babae ka. :)

Sibuyas is a not-so-goodlookin muthapecker who happens to live by the seashore selling seashells near the shoreline.
A not-so-smart-aleck who tends to drift away with the continental drift theory.
and a not-so-happy, self proclaimed anti-emo'dium shallot.

She studied in a Chinese Cultural Institution(La Un Loon Wun Wah Su Yen) from her elementary years up till her secondary aye.
Though, she wished studying in either Monsay or Pisay.
Yes, she has been deprived from a traditional Filipino Learning Excellence brought about by perfidious yet adequately unsurpassed public schools.
She has been beaten up by the Chinese teaching Dynasty in the North. Learned Fookien and Mandarin since god-knows-when. Per se, the only Chinese phrase she occasionally use and is applied in a day-to-day basis are "Chi bay Bin" and "Bo lan Chao".
From which, you may not wanna purport.

She often wonders why she has got a lot of awards, recognitions, gratifications, commendations, acknowledgments from the first ten autumns of her life up till Michael Phelps got his world records in his medley swimming excellence. The awards ranged from academics to extra-curricular and other nature-personified rational opportunities.

In her tertiary education, she started to become a total failure.
Ended up shifting from one course to another. Wasted 3 consecutive semesters and scholarships.
The conservative cum traditional Chinese-Spanish tracing ascendants became belligerent towards her.
Sibuyas became the worst truant ever made by fertility since then.
Claiming to prove something to her biological clan,
she started travailing in huge call center firms.
Backing reprehensible-baseborn kanos in their doomed internet connectivity.
She worked at the biggest telecommunications company in the United States. Which, she never had an eventuality of petiksing in the slightest times of avail.
Muthapack.
After a year of technical support dominance she opted to switch in telemarketing, which she thought is a lesser pain-in-the-cerebral cortex trade.
Muthapackpack. She was so pathetically wrong.

From reading scripted pitches and showing unmerciful aggressiveness towards telemarketing, she once again dominated the unscrupulous world of bullshitting helpless kanos.
She undoubtedly portrayed the idealistic top gun telefuckinkerter.
Selling an average of 40 auto insurance bullshits to Americans via recycled leads in a stretch of seven hours per day. From at most, 80% of which are retorted by the ever patient answering machines.
Hitting all their credit card information from the most essential 3-digit security code until all they have to do is say 'yes' in all you are going to say.
Alright, She did enjoy. She was enjoying what she's been doing.
But as to what Seth Davis has said,
"I had a very strong work ethic. The problem was my ethics in work."
Same here Seth. Same here.

And so when she was about to waive her duty, the company started bleeding.
Caught up in the Romulo Neri - Ched controversy, the firm succumbed in havoc.
It ceased it's operation.

And so so, Sibuyas went back to her world of North Oz. Where she worked as a Call Center trainer under the project of an incantational 3rd district representative (no need to mention the politician's name)
In one of her training classes, she experienced handling a crowd of 86 aspiring agents in one seating.
Ages 15 summers young to 50 winters old.
Even handled students from UST and UP.
Oh boy. Tough road. :)

And so so so, (mabilisan na lang ito ha? tinatamad na akong magsulat. alam ko tinatamad ka naring magbasa. malamang nilaktawan mo narin ung ibang parte nitong entry. tapos bigla ka nalang napadpad agad dito sa last part. langya ka, antamad mo, bumalik ka at basahin mong muli ito.)

And so, ayun nga. She decided to go back in school.
Fixing her dilapidated(hala?feeling museum ang OTR?!) credentials.
Her course intercourse? Nah. Let's just say, she belonged in the Arts and Sciences department.
Her current university? Nah. Pamantasan ng chuva eklavu chenelers chukchakpeyucheners!

This is the only page intended for her self-gratification. Where she can brag, exploit, annihilate, recompense and avow her entity in a bang-up manner. And where no one, not even Joe Satriani may question any parcel of her casual creed.

~ inorasan mo ba ang pagbabasa nito? ilang minuto ang nailaan mo dito?
lolololololololololololol.

If you happen to find this piece of trifle, I am so so so honored to welcome and congratulate you.
You are one hell of a smart maderpacker.
Try to ask yourself why I said this so.

Malamang, paborito mo rin si Umberto Eco. o kung hindi man, malamang isesearch mo sa google kung sino yang putang inang yan. :)

Ang galing mong magbasa. patience is a virtue. therefore, what is a virtue?
Is it patience?!

lolololololololololololololol.

Salamat. Agyaman Ak.